#unionize #taxcorporations #taxtherich #raisethewage
just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy
“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.
Dirk Strider has been caught in the Trolley Problem!
Barreling down the tracks is a runaway trolley. The trolley is heading directly for five random people who are tied to the track. On an adjacent track is Dirk Strider. As a bystander you have the following options:
- Flicking the lever, diverting the trolley onto the second track killing Dirk Strider
- Doing nothing, causing the trolley to kill the five random people
I’m starting to get smile lines.
How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face
How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you
How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face
Well, my theory that AO3 is being invaded and subverted, and targetted by psyops is almost certainly true at this point.
Audrey’s congressional campaign focus is “keeping children safe online”.
I cannot fucking stress what a red alert this is out of a republican mouth.
Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
Did you just know this
dr. eggman should be a sex symbol on here. but you all want to watch succession. pathetic.
Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.
Of course
Yes
Maybe?
No
Hahaha funny number but no
Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better
Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt
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Jesus with the buttons Max
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