Please pick only one post type!!

progressivepower:

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#unionize #taxcorporations #taxtherich #raisethewage

mario-with-sunglasses:

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just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

#do
#do they think weed makes people better at sports
#is their only knowledge of it from the egg drug commercial from the eighties

quintsmachete:

“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.

#damn guys has he not died enough

trolley-problem-polls:

Dirk Strider has been caught in the Trolley Problem!

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Barreling down the tracks is a runaway trolley. The trolley is heading directly for five random people who are tied to the track. On an adjacent track is Dirk Strider. As a bystander you have the following options:

  1. Flicking the lever, diverting the trolley onto the second track killing Dirk Strider
  2. Doing nothing, causing the trolley to kill the five random people
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Do you flick the lever?

Flick the lever

Do no flick the lever

#when youve had worry forehead lines since you were seven 🤙

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

lemonemenom:

I’m starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

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How metal to have lived a life where your face now pre-warns people not to fuck with you

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How resilient to have cared so strongly that empathy is now visibly displayed on your face

shsl-fujoshi:

shsl-fujoshi:

Well, my theory that AO3 is being invaded and subverted, and targetted by psyops is almost certainly true at this point.

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Audrey’s congressional campaign focus is “keeping children safe online”.

I cannot fucking stress what a red alert this is out of a republican mouth.

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Comment by Wretchie: "Proverbs 27:14"ALT
Google result for Proverbs 27:14 "14 Whoever blesses his neighbor with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, will be counted as cursing. 14 A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! 14 If you wake your friend in the early morning by shouting "Rise and shine!" It will sound to him more like a curse than a blessing."ALT

Did you just know this

skoople:

dr. eggman should be a sex symbol on here. but you all want to watch succession. pathetic.

maximumsunshine:

Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.

Of course

Yes

Maybe?

No

Hahaha funny number but no

Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better

Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt

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Jesus with the buttons Max

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